her parents started talking in tongues and chasing her
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
even though this is a real police blotter report recently from our local news about a jw i just had to post it under " social/jokes & humor " as it is pretty hilarious !.
here is the news clip : " 8:47 p.m. - a woman from the 200 block of -------- way reported she is a jehovah's witness and her parents started talking in tongues and chasing her.
pretty weird, huh ?
her parents started talking in tongues and chasing her
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
i have put together a new article regarding whether the global flood of noah is possible.
it utilises a lot of information from threads on jwn, and some of you may recognise your own comments.
please feel free to proof read, make suggestions, provide further references, etc.. http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/flood-noah-global.php.
Wow, so their argument is that the flood is as real as Jesus? Then Jesus must be as unreal as the flood? Do they not realize how their "all or none" logic would destroy every word of the Bible?
wednesday, 02 january 2013 08:00 .
the san antonio theater shooting the national media ignored written by bob adelmann.
font sizeprintemailat approximately 9:25 p.m. on sunday night, december 16, just two days after the horrific shootings in newtown, connecticut, jesus manuel garcia, age 19, entered the china garden restaurant across the mall from the santikos mayan palace 14 theater complex in san antonio, texas, looking for his ex-girlfriend.
Sounds like Bob Adelmann is jealous of all those dead schoolchildren and teachers selfishly getting all the media attention and ignoring HIS news story.
i haven't been to a meeting (other than some cousins' weddings) for well over twenty years.
i've always wondered what the fds was going to do with the "generations" thing once pretty much everybody who had been alive in 1914 is gone.
i get that they've come up with some "new light" about this topic, but when i ask my mom (who's still in) i only get "well, the new understanding is complicated...".
Since they haven't bothered to update the Reasoning book, they clearly don't want this subject to come up in the ministry for discussion with the uninitiated. And since it gets no print space in WT articles, the GB doesn't want the sheeples to be discussing this subject with each other, so it seems. It's gotten swept under the rug, like "who is the King of the North", "the cry of peace and security", etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be2ltdktyhe.
Very well done, sincere, heartfelt video. I could certainly relate to his story. I knew some that sold businesses and houses, took their kids out of school, and went into debt, because they were so sure about 1975. My family wasn't convinced enough to do that to us. Unfortunately, I did leave college in the 80s because we were so convinced by WT that "the end was so close." And I didn't marry or have a family because I should wait to have a perfect marriage and family. Who would be so foolish as to bring children into a wicked world that was soon to end? And I've certainly known plenty of JWs that have killed themselves, like his sister.
I remember when "this generation" changed in 1995. It really did shatter my world, yet I buried those doubts for nearly a decade until I could finally begin to deal with the fact that I'd been deceived by I publishing corporation.
here i am, sat at my computer.
i feel an odd clamness as i sit alone in my house.
my wife and kids have just left for the meeting.
Anything else planned for your evening? Anything productive that would make your wife say "wow" when she comes home?
i captured this little guy on christmas eve.
this is andy's nephew elijah.. i just put the video up on youtube because everyone who has seen it loves it and can't stop watching it.
so we decided we'd share some joy with the world.
So cute!
first off, i love frequenting this forum.
it has given me the opportunity to truly put jw stuff to the test and i thank everyone for their helpful responses.. however, i have noticed a couple things.. 1) the use of the word "troll" is completely childish.
this is no different than the name calling used by jws (e.g.
Welcome gone for good!
And this is for Shamus and his face-eatting, feces-throwing shenanigans...
i'm relatively new here.
this is a question to admin / longer members.. have you noticed a greater influx of membership here since the 'new lighttm' regarding the 'governing body' was revealed?.
I think we've had more new members introducing themselves lately. I just figured it was a Christmas present from Santa!
i have put together a new article regarding whether the global flood of noah is possible.
it utilises a lot of information from threads on jwn, and some of you may recognise your own comments.
please feel free to proof read, make suggestions, provide further references, etc.. http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/flood-noah-global.php.
Very nicely done!